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Here are some quotable quotes I've collected. ... under construction... In climbing a mountain, not every step is upward. -- David Aberdeen (19-Feb-2002) Not all change is progress. -- One of a gaggle of Italian ladies sitting outside Cold Rock in Kenmore 15-Feb-2002 Donkey: Ooh, this is gonna be so much fun! We can stay up late, swappin' manly stories, and in the mornin', I'm makin' waffles. -- Shrek (2001) Donkey: Did you hear that? She called me a "noble steed." She thinks I'm a steed. -- Shrek (2001) "You couldn't fool your mother on the foolingest day of your life if you had an electrified fooling machine" -- Homer J Simpson "When you pray, it is the act of praying that is important, not the words that are said." -- Helen Bleakley (1999) "Oh when the saints! Oh when the saints! Oh when the saints go over there..." -- Homer J Simpson Marge - Then one foggy Christmas eve, Santa came to say, take it away Homer! "Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra and then suddenly it
flips over, pinning you underneath. At night, the ice-weasels come." --
Matt Groening. A slight rewording of this quote is attributed to Nietzche
all over the web, but it was pointed out to me that Nietzche could not have said
this. I think it was actually Matt Groening who said that Nietzche said
this, but Matt was just kidding. I followed through with some research, and sure enough, Nietzche
died in 1900, and the first official snowmobile was invented by Joseph-Armond
Bombadier in 1935, and this was a 12 person vehicle. 1 and 2 person
recreational snowmobiles, capable of racing across a frozen tundra, weren't
around until the late 1950s. So, Matt can have his quote rightfully
attributed. "Good things come to those who wait...and sail right past those who don't reach out and grab them." -- David Aberdeen (1997) "f u cn rd ths, itn tyg h myxbl cd." "Take my talents, take my skills, take my whole life too...and yet, let it still be me". -- Take this moment Martin Q. Blank: Look, I got to go.
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